hahaha, typ dör av garv varje gång XD

- Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see ypu
Bush: Good, send her in
- Yes sir
*Condoleeza Rice enters*
CR: Good morning, Mr President
B: Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
CR: Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
B: Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
CR: Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China
B: Well, that's what I want to know.
CR: But that's what I'm telling you, Mr President.
B: Well, that's what i'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
CR: yes.
B: I mean the fellow's name.
CR: Hu
B: The guy in China.
CR: Hu
B: The new leader of China.
CR: Hu!
B: The Chinaman!
CR: Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
B: Whaddaya' asking me for?
CR: i'm telling you Hu is leading China.
B: Well, i'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
CR: That's the man's name.
B: That's who's name?
CR: Yes
B: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
CR: Yes, sir.
B: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
CR: That's correct
B: Then who is in China?
CR: Yes, sir.
B: Yassir is in China?
CR: No, sir.
B: Then who is?
CR: Yes, sir.
B: Yassir?
CR: No, sir
B: Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
CR: Kofi Annan?
B: No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that fucking crap.
CR: You want Kofi?
B: No
CR: You don't want Kofi.
B: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
CR: Yes, sir.
B: Not Yassir!, The guy at the United Nations.
CR: Kofi?
B: Milk!,  Will you please make that call?
CR: And call who?
B: Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
CR: No, Hu is the guy in China.
B: Will you stay out of China?
CR: Yes, sir.
B: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
CR: Kofi.
B: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
*CR: Hello. Rice, here.
B: Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle east.
B: <low voice> Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

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